Startled By His Furry Shorts

The latest hilarious instalment of Georgia Nicolson's bestselling diary.
Why did I admit I wanted Masimo to be my proper boyfriend? Why?
*One minute he was snogging me, and the next he was snogging Wet Lindsay, stick insect and drip
*Perhaps I should tell him he can go out with her as well as me...
* But then I might snog him just after she has, which would mean I have practically snogged her! Erlack!!
*I would rather snog my cat, Angus!
* He has certainly got nicer legs...
Well, more of them anyway.