While the girls are away the boys can play - and boy can they play!
Two's company, three's a crowd; join Mike Gayle, the newlyweds and an uninvited guest; Mark Barrowcliffe discovers by accident that a man's best friend is not his dog; is your ego giving you a headache ponders Marc Blake; find out who's getting a decking from Robert Llewellyn; stumble into a web of desire with John Birmingham; sit tight with Colin Bateman for an electrifying read; will Mike Marshall Smith lay that ghost?; one friend, one roman, one countrywoman and John Hegley; it's Ford's family and growing up with Mark Powell; mind your language in front of the President warns Hector Macdonald; go green with envy with Nick Earls' cruise the streets with the good time girls and Matt Whyman; hear the one about a mutt, a murder and a body in the broccoli by Patrick Gale and finally, remember to finish what you've started and get to grips with Matt Beaumont.
It's time to put your dirty feet up, switch on the box and enjoy a fourteen-pack, double crust of a Boy's Night In - you'll be piling on the pounds for charity and having a wicked read.