Is It Just Me Or Is Everyone Famous?

Some people may be famous for creating a pencil sharpener. I'm famous for my tits.'
JORDAN

'I could've been a lawyer... but I've taken the easiest, quickest route to making as much money as I can.'
JODIE MARSH

'I didn't really want to be famous.'
PARIS HILTON

'I won't be happy until I am as famous as God."
MADONNA

'Fame means millions of people have the wrong idea of who you are.'
ERICA JONG