"A very well written book to open up our eyes to the charming and as well as the unpleasant Malaysian way of life." - Blind man walking towards open manhole.
"Chris has effectively captured all that is happening around us in his own witty and amusing style of writing without coming across as overly critical or condemning any individuals or political parties." - Penangite blogger on the brink of being hunt down for her seditious comments.
I Love Being A Malaysian Because...
The authorities will always inform you clearly where to dump all your rubbish; right under the 'Do Not Throw Rubbish Here' signboard.
"It is a book that every Malaysian should read in order to remind ourselves what we have including possibly the world's cheapest DVDs - and for foreigners to know what to expect when they arrive to our shores; and how to bargain." - DVD peddler scouting around for a parking space to open up his car boot sale.
"At times, we need to hear what others have to say about us in order to know how well we are carrying out our duties. This book provides a very sincere and honest look at what Malaysians want and the areas that I will need to improve on in my own career." - Rookie politician about to purchase 'Hidden Video Camera for Dummies'.