Why We Suck

Do you SUCK?
Would you like to not SUCK?
Do you know other people who SUCK? Would you like to tell them how to SUCK less or how to possibly become
totally SUCK-free?
Dr. Denis Leary is ready to help you overcome all the sucky things that make you such a suckass. Not to mention all the fat, loud, lazy, and stupid suckholes you have to deal with at the office, family gatherings, or while using public transportation.
Part memoir, part self-help tirade but definitely a full-time funny assault on all the poseurs, politicians, and pop culture icons who have sucked in public for far too long, this book is a call to arms for everyone who feels the way the good doctor does:
★ Skinny jeans are for skinny people.
★ Men will never change. Not even into clean underwear.

★ If God didn't want us to eat meat, why did He make the cow so slow? (Ever eaten a cheetah burger? Nope. And you never will.)
Buy this book and you will hopefully laugh out loud, call your mom a little more often, and, at the very least, have yourself a nice big coaster to place your drink on while you watch TV. And isn't that reason alone to buy it?