The biggest conspiracy theory book in the world, ever! Most (if not all) of Mankind's problems stem from Man's natural inability to accurately predict future events. Jonny Hooker has just been picked as a WINNER!! WINNER!! WINNER!! And all he has to do to claim his prize is solve The Da-Da-De- Da-Da Code.
He knows it's got something to do with how the beat Da-Da-De-Da-Da always turns up in popular music like 'Waltzing Matilda' and something to do with the Devil's Chord, and Elvis (still alive and rocking, of course), and with the Secret Parliament of Five, who meet in Gunnersbury Park to orchestrate world affairs. And he knows that in solving the code, he might find out why all the most famous rock musicians die aged 27, the truth behind raising an ancient God, and all about the destruction of the world.
It's all there in the music and all Jonny has to do is crack the code. Before he dies on Monday.